Cracked Topics

GalvaTRION · 07-23-2010, 07:14 AM

Those of you that frequent Cracked know that you can write shit for them and submit it for their approval. Also, you may be aware that they have these things called 'topics' which anyone can write as long as you go to their forum and ask real nice and someone else hasn't taken it. The 'topics' are about whatever- take a specific thing and humorously explain it like an encyclopedia.

IF they dig your topic enough, it could end up on the front page, and they pay 50 clams.

I finally, FIINALLY finished writing my Godzilla topic, and you's can check it here: GODZILLA, AAAAAA!!!

This is for anyone to post their topics when you complete em, if anyone else is (or feels like) doing this.

Comments? Eh?

Silverwolf · 08-14-2010, 02:25 PM

I've been thinking of doing a few, like a DBZ one. But really I am not sure.

Silverwolf · 08-30-2010, 09:10 PM

I have one that I am going to need the cooperation of you or Grim on to write out fully. Top X living things that have caused more species to go extinct than human beings have.

So far I have Jellyfish, Megalodon and... Trees.

Basically I need some one to draw or photoshop me a picture of a bunch of trees with nazi regalia hording some mollusks and prehistoric fish into a concentration camp.

Edit: "But I like trees..."

They are evil genocidal maniacs! They caused an ice age more catastrophic than anything we could ever do with global warming, killed coral by causing massive run off into water bodies and suffocated billions of marine animals for shits and giggles.

At least Hitler was biten by a Jew when he was a kid or something like that. Those fish did NOTHING to the terrestrial trees!

GalvaTRION · 08-31-2010, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverwolf

I have one that I am going to need the cooperation of you or Grim on to write out fully. Top X living things that have caused more species to go extinct than human beings have.

So far I have Jellyfish, Megalodon and... Trees.

Basically I need some one to draw or photoshop me a picture of a bunch of trees with nazi regalia hording some mollusks and prehistoric fish into a concentration camp.

Edit: "But I like trees..."

They are evil genocidal maniacs! They caused an ice age more catastrophic than anything we could ever do with global warming, killed coral by causing massive run off into water bodies and suffocated billions of marine animals for shits and giggles.

At least Hitler was biten by a Jew when he was a kid or something like that. Those fish did NOTHING to the terrestrial trees!

... I like where this is going.

Silverwolf · 08-31-2010, 09:58 AM

I'll post it for public view here as I hammer it out? Or private messages so mooks can't see it until it is a finished product. I already finished the segment on Megalodon. It isn't hilarious but is pretty chuckle worthy, at least I think so.

Silverwolf · 09-02-2010, 07:47 PM

Thanks for responding, tubby. =P

GalvaTRION · 09-03-2010, 12:58 AM

Eh, sorry. I'll PM ya.

Silverwolf · 09-03-2010, 10:53 PM

I sent you three PMs. Just to make sure you got all three as your inbox has a habit of being full.

GalvaTRION · 09-05-2010, 07:09 PM

Got em all. Reply forthcoming.

Silverwolf · 09-07-2010, 01:27 PM

All things to consider:

I have shown this to two other people other than yourself and I have gotten very different feed backs. Your major complaint was that it was too condescending. The other two actually liked the brazen attacks and aloof arrogance I fabricated/allowed to flow a little too naturally through out.

Also one of them said that when I started talking science it left dry periods with too few laughs.

Another complaint was that it might be a little too pic heavy.

Just things to consider.

07-23-2010, 07:14 AM	#1
GalvaTRION DECEPTICONS, NOT ONE STEP BACK! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The asshole of the world, Oklahoma Posts: 14,294	Cracked Topics Those of you that frequent Cracked know that you can write shit for them and submit it for their approval. Also, you may be aware that they have these things called 'topics' which anyone can write as long as you go to their forum and ask real nice and someone else hasn't taken it. The 'topics' are about whatever- take a specific thing and humorously explain it like an encyclopedia. IF they dig your topic enough, it could end up on the front page, and they pay 50 clams. I finally, FIINALLY finished writing my Godzilla topic, and you's can check it here: GODZILLA, AAAAAA!!! This is for anyone to post their topics when you complete em, if anyone else is (or feels like) doing this. Comments? Eh? __________________ Take a trip to Horribleville! That's just not how the press in this country works.

08-14-2010, 02:25 PM	#2
Silverwolf Twilight Valkyrie Join Date: May 2004 Location: Wretched hive of scum and villainy. I am trendy and unoriginal. Posts: 9,308	I've been thinking of doing a few, like a DBZ one. But really I am not sure. __________________ The Budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, the public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. Cicero- 55 B.C. It is more honorable to repair a wrong than to persist in it Thomas Jefferson

08-30-2010, 09:10 PM	#3
Silverwolf Twilight Valkyrie Join Date: May 2004 Location: Wretched hive of scum and villainy. I am trendy and unoriginal. Posts: 9,308	I have one that I am going to need the cooperation of you or Grim on to write out fully. Top X living things that have caused more species to go extinct than human beings have. So far I have Jellyfish, Megalodon and... Trees. Basically I need some one to draw or photoshop me a picture of a bunch of trees with nazi regalia hording some mollusks and prehistoric fish into a concentration camp. Edit: "But I like trees..." They are evil genocidal maniacs! They caused an ice age more catastrophic than anything we could ever do with global warming, killed coral by causing massive run off into water bodies and suffocated billions of marine animals for shits and giggles. At least Hitler was biten by a Jew when he was a kid or something like that. Those fish did NOTHING to the terrestrial trees! __________________ The Budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, the public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. Cicero- 55 B.C. It is more honorable to repair a wrong than to persist in it Thomas Jefferson Last edited by Silverwolf; 08-30-2010 at 09:27 PM.

08-31-2010, 09:58 AM	#5
Silverwolf Twilight Valkyrie Join Date: May 2004 Location: Wretched hive of scum and villainy. I am trendy and unoriginal. Posts: 9,308	I'll post it for public view here as I hammer it out? Or private messages so mooks can't see it until it is a finished product. I already finished the segment on Megalodon. It isn't hilarious but is pretty chuckle worthy, at least I think so. __________________ The Budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, the public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. Cicero- 55 B.C. It is more honorable to repair a wrong than to persist in it Thomas Jefferson

09-02-2010, 07:47 PM	#6
Silverwolf Twilight Valkyrie Join Date: May 2004 Location: Wretched hive of scum and villainy. I am trendy and unoriginal. Posts: 9,308	Thanks for responding, tubby. =P __________________ The Budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, the public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. Cicero- 55 B.C. It is more honorable to repair a wrong than to persist in it Thomas Jefferson

09-03-2010, 12:58 AM	#7
GalvaTRION DECEPTICONS, NOT ONE STEP BACK! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The asshole of the world, Oklahoma Posts: 14,294	Eh, sorry. I'll PM ya. __________________ Take a trip to Horribleville! That's just not how the press in this country works.

09-03-2010, 10:53 PM	#8
Silverwolf Twilight Valkyrie Join Date: May 2004 Location: Wretched hive of scum and villainy. I am trendy and unoriginal. Posts: 9,308	I sent you three PMs. Just to make sure you got all three as your inbox has a habit of being full. __________________ The Budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, the public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. Cicero- 55 B.C. It is more honorable to repair a wrong than to persist in it Thomas Jefferson

09-05-2010, 07:09 PM	#9
GalvaTRION DECEPTICONS, NOT ONE STEP BACK! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The asshole of the world, Oklahoma Posts: 14,294	Got em all. Reply forthcoming. __________________ Take a trip to Horribleville! That's just not how the press in this country works.

09-07-2010, 01:27 PM	#10
Silverwolf Twilight Valkyrie Join Date: May 2004 Location: Wretched hive of scum and villainy. I am trendy and unoriginal. Posts: 9,308	All things to consider: I have shown this to two other people other than yourself and I have gotten very different feed backs. Your major complaint was that it was too condescending. The other two actually liked the brazen attacks and aloof arrogance I fabricated/allowed to flow a little too naturally through out. Also one of them said that when I started talking science it left dry periods with too few laughs. Another complaint was that it might be a little too pic heavy. Just things to consider. __________________ The Budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, the public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officaldom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. Cicero- 55 B.C. It is more honorable to repair a wrong than to persist in it Thomas Jefferson